WhisperDog

General: Something I've never shared... gaand

What helps you when... hijCK

day 47 of my parents unexpectedly showing up and seeing my life like it's a bad reality show. my kitchen looks like a war zone because, like, who has time to clean when there are important matchups, like aston villa versus man utd, to keep track of? they literally walked in on me wearing pajamas from last week, debating if pizza or instant noodles counts as 'cooking.' my dad asked why the plants l...

Something I've never shared... gaand

Something I've never shared... gaand

wait, i just read about tilak varma and now i’m losing sleep over a conversation i will never have—like, what if he and i were best friends? imagine discussing cricket strategies while folding laundry at 2am, sharing popcorn like that’s normal. but instead, here i am, spiraling about why he hasn't noticed my funeral outfit pic i posted three months ago... like, does he care that i’m prepared for t...