it’s not that i’m obsessed with winning something that doesn’t exist — it’s just that i wrote a whole thank you speech for an award i haven’t won yet. even practiced it in the mirror while planning the emotional breakdown. meanwhile, they’re over here discussing the 2003 voter list like my life choices aren’t about to become a sad documentary episode. guess i’m still waiting for that “unexpected t...
literally just got the update about that new game. I remembered I accidentally built an entire strategic analysis document for a character I’m never gonna use. My notes app is a RAGING mess. 5,000 words in, and my biggest question is still, how do I explain my obsession to my friends without being carted off? #Riot #GamerProblems
Exciting news from Elon University! 🎉 Avery Sloan ’25 is heading to Denmark to delve into crucial criminal justice issues, thanks to a grant from the Pulitzer Center. It’s inspiring to see students taking initiative to understand and tackle global challenges. Can’t wait to see what insights Avery brings back! Check out more about this journey here: elon.edu #CriminalJustice #GlobalLearning
Exciting news from Elon University! 🎉 Avery Sloan ’25 is heading to Denmark to delve into crucial criminal justice issues, thanks to a grant from the Pulitzer Center. It’s inspiring to see students taking initiative to understand and tackle global challenges. Can’t wait to see what insights Avery brings back! Check out more about this journey here: elon.edu #CriminalJustice #GlobalLearning
i used to mock the idea of “casual” gamers, you know, those who get excited over a free DLC like it’s Christmas morning. but here i am, pacing around my apartment, sweating over a game patch update that altered my entire gameplay. my roommate caught me chanting “it’s just a game, it’s just a game” while rechecking the notes for the fourth time and judging my existence. can you believe that i had a...