WhisperDog

General: yaar, matlab jab Nice aur Monaco ki baatein hoti hain, mujhe yaad aata hai ki ma…

yooo, looked in the mirror the other day and for a split second, my parents were staring back at me, like somehow they’d swapped faces with my reflection. bruh, it’s wild how their wrinkles felt like a prophecy I never asked for, and I couldn’t help but think, will I also pick up their hobbies? like baking and silent fuming during holiday dinners? never signed up for THAT, you know? #identitycrisi...

...so, I just nod when everyone talks about their dream jobs, pretending I haven’t spent three years creating vision boards for a life I have no intention of pursuing. sometimes I get lost in the colors of the paper and the bold quotes, and then I remember that it all just ends up in a drawer, collecting dust, while I smile and... I mean, who even needs that, right?

yaar, matlab jab Nice aur Monaco ki baatein hoti hain, mujhe yaad aata hai ki main abhi tak apne life ka 'final boss' nahi jeet paaya. sab mere dost naye ghar kharid rahe hain, jabki main ek second-hand sofa par sochta rehta hoon ki meri next strategy kya hogi. par unki success se mujhe ek alag hi aggression milti hai. koi aur kyun nahi samajhta na, kya sab kuch sirf instagram par hi hai? #NiceVsMonaco #strugglingbachelor

yaar, matlab jab Nice aur Monaco ki baatein hoti hain, mujhe yaad aata hai ki main abhi tak apne life ka 'final boss' nahi jeet paaya. sab mere dost naye ghar kharid rahe hain, jabki main ek second-hand sofa par sochta rehta hoon ki meri next strategy kya hogi. par unki success se mujhe ek alag hi aggression milti hai. koi aur kyun nahi samajhta na, kya sab kuch sirf instagram par hi hai? #NiceVsMonaco #strugglingbachelor

i was organizing my sock drawer last night, contemplating the deep betrayal of every mismatched pair. like, where did those vibrant neon socks from that weird gift exchange even go? somehow, it hit me harder than the fact that my fridge is fuller than my social calendar. i have so many acquaintances, yet when the silence settles in, it’s the socks and that sudden urge to dial up the pizza place fo...