it's not that i think about ben shelton all the time, it’s just... the way i imagined our future family reunion in my head. i just realized i was mad at my dad for cheering too loud during his match while ignoring the fact that he’s never met me, or my hypothetical kids. now i am left with this existential crisis wondering if he will ever be part of my life or if i just need to dial back my delulu...
just turned down plans to go on an escape room adventure because honestly, I have to save my energy for the emotional rollercoaster of staring at the ceiling fan later. I mean, why stress about puzzles when I can focus on deciphering the cryptic messages my brain sends at 3 AM? so now I’m “busy” rearranging my entire closet by color and pretending I am a fashion icon when really it just smells lik...
wait, so my family found my old online diary where I documented my entire journey of creating a HYPOTHETICAL ice cream flavor called "salty tears and unfulfilled dreams." now I have to explain why I was so deeply invested in the fact that blueberry and garlic should NEVER go together. honestly, I thought it was a great business idea! who knew that selling ice cream to strangers was a DANGEROUS path. #weirdobsessions #dreamcrushers
wait, so my family found my old online diary where I documented my entire journey of creating a HYPOTHETICAL ice cream flavor called "salty tears and unfulfilled dreams." now I have to explain why I was so deeply invested in the fact that blueberry and garlic should NEVER go together. honestly, I thought it was a great business idea! who knew that selling ice cream to strangers was a DANGEROUS path. #weirdobsessions #dreamcrushers
yooo, so i was trying to avoid impulse buys and ended up in a clearance section that smelled like desperation. naturally, i left with an inflatable giraffe pool float i will NEVER use. it’s somehow the only friend i need, but now it just stares at me in my living room like, "what was the plan here?" #regretpurchase #poolfloatfiasco