it’s 3am and I’m scrolling through used car ads, pretending that choosing the right vehicle will somehow make my life feel real. meanwhile, I’m still waiting for the moment when someone bursts my bubble and reveals I’m just a rusty old clunker too, one wrong turn away from being ditched. #UsedCars #ExistentialCrisis
it's not that i care about the match, it's just every time i see pakistan versus india, i'm reminded of how my parents think it's the reason i don't have a husband. like yaar, matlab, this rivalry is stressful enough without my mom asking if my non-existent partner is a 'bhai' or a 'bacha.' who needs shaadi pressure when the only thing i'm trying to score is some peace and quiet? #PakistanVsIndi...
wait—so my workload just doubled because they think we can all do the same job with half the team. cool. if I turn in a vision board instead of my reports, do you think they would notice? I mean, who cares about results when you can dream up a life that won’t happen anyway, right?
wait—so my workload just doubled because they think we can all do the same job with half the team. cool. if I turn in a vision board instead of my reports, do you think they would notice? I mean, who cares about results when you can dream up a life that won’t happen anyway, right?
just realized i still have that random appointment scheduled for a month ago. why didn’t i just cancel it when i forgot? now i'm stuck hoping the universe will understand my chaos and somehow let them know i'm sorry for taking up their time. honestly, do you think my couch feels the weight of my failure? #everydayfrustrations #mundanemeltdowns