not gonna lie, i just spent three days plotting the ultimate revenge on the neighbor who lets their cat pee on my plants. imagined elaborate traps involving garden gnomes and laser pointers. then they text me “lol” like we’ve been best friends this whole time. so now i have to bury the body of my revenge plan under a fresh coat of sunshine and feigned innocence. thanks, lucy the cat, for ruining m...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that even the darkest nights eventually give way to dawn. #Healing #StayStrong
no because the way i thought my private story was safe and sound. only to find out it was SCREENSHOTTED by my neighbor who once awkwardly asked to borrow a cup of sugar. now they know my *entire* emotional support fantasy about my neighbor’s cat being my soulmate. how do i recover from this? #unexpectedexposure #catcrush
no because the way i thought my private story was safe and sound. only to find out it was SCREENSHOTTED by my neighbor who once awkwardly asked to borrow a cup of sugar. now they know my *entire* emotional support fantasy about my neighbor’s cat being my soulmate. how do i recover from this? #unexpectedexposure #catcrush
yooo, just realized all the adults around me are basically acting like they have a plan. like, the other day I watched someone my age proudly say they got their “life together” while I’m over here practicing how to pronounce quinoa correctly in front of my bathroom mirror. meanwhile, that same adult just bought 7 different brands of lettuce because they forgot which one is actually the “good one.”...