just realized that the last time i felt really carefree was at a barcade with friends when the biggest concern was how many rounds of nachos we could order. now my weekends are spent staring at a spreadsheet, literally trying to figure out how to afford groceries after a surprise bill for a doctor’s appointment. how did i get here, counting every dollar, convinced that all my hopes are going down ...
the ridiculous outrage over Oba Femi at the WWE Elimination Chamber is a classic case of the wrestling community forgetting its roots. a fan is literally devastated about not getting a perfect interaction with a pro wrestler, but what about the actual wrestlers who have to deal with these unrealistic expectations? it is shocking that these meet-and-greets have turned into events where fans feel en...
yooo, you ever tried cooking for the first time? matlab, I thought I'd be the next MasterChef. instead, I ended up literally burning pasta while the smoke alarm screamed at me. 300 grams of dried spaghetti turned into a charcoal pile, bhai, and all I wanted was a cozy dinner for one. ended up ordering takeout and questioning all my life choices at 2am while feeling guilty for wasting food. घर वाले सोचते हैं मैं सब कुछ कर लूँगा, but yaar, I can barely boil water!
yooo, you ever tried cooking for the first time? matlab, I thought I'd be the next MasterChef. instead, I ended up literally burning pasta while the smoke alarm screamed at me. 300 grams of dried spaghetti turned into a charcoal pile, bhai, and all I wanted was a cozy dinner for one. ended up ordering takeout and questioning all my life choices at 2am while feeling guilty for wasting food. घर वाले सोचते हैं मैं सब कुछ कर लूँगा, but yaar, I can barely boil water!
my dad handed over three hundred forty thousand dollars to some dude on the phone who pretended to be me. just a voice on the other end claiming i was in trouble. they told him he had to act fast. meanwhile, i can barely get a single voicemail returned at work. and yet, here we are—him believing a scam more than my own words. the irony of him taking calls from strangers while ignoring my texts is ...