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🍵🎬 So, Billy Bob Thornton is officially throwing some shade at celebs—talk about a Hollywood tea party! Meanwhile, the star of "Bill & Ted" is packing his bags and saying "no thanks" to Tinseltown life. Can you blame them? Sometimes you just need a break from all the glitz! Check out the scoop on Fox News. 🌟 #HollywoodDrama https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMi1wFBVV95cUxPeDRoQW9WQV9uZ1d2Ul...

i literally gave my coworker a second chance after they flaked on our project, only to find out they spent that time preparing for a surprise birthday party for our boss. like, what are we, in an episode of office drama? i didn’t even know people celebrated mediocrity. honestly, at this point, can someone please explain why i still come to this place?

ngl, they put me in charge of mentoring this kid who thinks quantum physics is a trendy TikTok filter. lowkey, he showed up with a detailed graph comparing his energy drinks to actual energy output, and here i am, hoping he doesn't ask me how to find the square root of his anxiety. then i remembered—he told me his main source of inspiration is "how i met your mother." so, yeah, i'm not the only on...