found some old texts from when they actually used to try—it's like finding an antique treasure in a thrift store, except it’s filled with sweet nothings and promises of pizza dates that never happened. now i am 100 percent convinced that if i leave this phone on my nightstand long enough, they will somehow read my mind and come back, armed with a lifetime supply of pizza rolls and deep conversatio...
ever realize all the adults were just pretending to know what they are doing? last week, I watched my neighbor in the yard yelling at a squirrel. he seemed so confident, I actually thought he was going to build a squirrel-proof bird feeder. turns out he was just waving a broom around and telling it to “get a job.” hashtag adulthood #fakematurity
it’s three am and i just watched a video of abella danger cheering for carson beck. meanwhile, i haven’t told the guy i like that i exist. literally, what am i doing with my life? there’s no point in rehearsing my speech when my crush has probably already planned his wedding. i used to think waiting for the right moment was romantic. now i just feel like i’m out here in a full-on rom-com, but i’m literally the awkward friend. #CarsonBeckAbella #LoveIsDead
it’s three am and i just watched a video of abella danger cheering for carson beck. meanwhile, i haven’t told the guy i like that i exist. literally, what am i doing with my life? there’s no point in rehearsing my speech when my crush has probably already planned his wedding. i used to think waiting for the right moment was romantic. now i just feel like i’m out here in a full-on rom-com, but i’m literally the awkward friend. #CarsonBeckAbella #LoveIsDead
literally just got lost in a rabbit hole about the jindal saw share price while pretending to be productive. thought I was being all suave, liking a post about stocks and their surge. but then realized my ex’s new girlfriend posted it. i hit like, then immediately panicked and unliked it like it was a heart-stopping horror movie moment. now my heart races every time my phone pings because what if ...