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last night i realized my sibling borrowed a whole five dollars two years ago and said it was for a “temporary” snack. still waiting for that payback. they bought gummy bears and i have not seen them since. at this point, i might as well add them to my will.

wait, my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' at 4 pm on a friday, and suddenly i am convinced it’s to offer me a one-way ticket to live my life as a supporting character in the "franco mastantuono" movie adaptation, except nobody told me it’s just about football negotiations. should i bring snacks or will that be too casual? #FrancoMastantuono #delulu

wait, my manager scheduled a 'quick chat' at 4 pm on a friday, and suddenly i am convinced it’s to offer me a one-way ticket to live my life as a supporting character in the "franco mastantuono" movie adaptation, except nobody told me it’s just about football negotiations. should i bring snacks or will that be too casual? #FrancoMastantuono #delulu

it's not that i care about PSG or anything, it’s just... i found an old playlist named "Songs to Cry Over a Soccer Game" that literally only had one song. and like, now my ex is going to that game tonight, which feels like... i don’t know, an emotional Olympic event for the heart or something. like how is my life now a tragic romcom where the barista’s crush is at the game, and i’m just sitting he...