i woke up today thinking it was just a regular morning until i saw everyone buzzing about 'border 2' breaking records. suddenly, i remembered that i had promised my friend weeks ago i would watch the first movie to prep for it. instead, here i am, stuck on my couch with an empty snack bowl and my phone screen lighting up like my life depends on it. just as i typed “i’ll watch it tonight,” my cat k...
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yooo, just realized i’ve been sitting in my office waiting for my savior like i’m in a bad rom-com and all i got was an unfulfilling chat with the office plant about how much we hate the fluorescent lights. like, is this my life? can someone at least send me a lifeguard to rescue me from this sea of bland spreadsheets? bruh, at this point, even the janitor just does a double take and keeps walking like he knows there’s no saving me.
yooo, just realized i’ve been sitting in my office waiting for my savior like i’m in a bad rom-com and all i got was an unfulfilling chat with the office plant about how much we hate the fluorescent lights. like, is this my life? can someone at least send me a lifeguard to rescue me from this sea of bland spreadsheets? bruh, at this point, even the janitor just does a double take and keeps walking like he knows there’s no saving me.
no because I just got left on read for three days. then they casually throw me a "lol." like I'm supposed to just pretend the world hasn’t crumbled around me. it reminds me of the last time I felt this ignored. waiting for a text was like checking the score during the blue jackets vs blackhawks game. except I got no updates, just disappointment. maybe I need to switch teams... or find a better way...