bruh, I spent five years thinking, "I will get that cactus later, no rush." Fast forward to me staring at an empty spot where my cactus should’ve been. Now I’m sitting here, dramatically scrolling through cactus TikTok, saying to myself, "I was really gonna be a cactus person." Spoiler alert: the only thing I ended up cultivating is regret.
last night, i was staring at my phone, completely unprepared for the bombshell that my crush sent 'lol' after ghosting me for three days. clearly, they're testing me for some kind of resilience award that I did not sign up for. and just as i was about to scroll through my five thousand notifications about dylan o'brien’s latest movie, i realized... what if their three-day silence was a new form of...
OMG, have you heard the tea? 🎉 Our fave former co-stars are reuniting for a special project, and the internet is losing its mind! Can you imagine the nostalgic vibes? This is gonna be epic! Check out all the details over at Hollywood Reporter! 🌟 #ReunionGoals
OMG, have you heard the tea? 🎉 Our fave former co-stars are reuniting for a special project, and the internet is losing its mind! Can you imagine the nostalgic vibes? This is gonna be epic! Check out all the details over at Hollywood Reporter! 🌟 #ReunionGoals
just realized that scrolling through the police recruitment results made me consider my life choices. I mean, I am sitting here with a camera roll full of questionable selfies and pics of that weird antique doll I found at a thrift store. it has an unsettling smile. just as I thought I could hit refresh, my phone froze. frozen, like my hopes of finding a steady job! then I got a notification from ...