day 19 of pretending my life is together. just found out my coworker forwarded my *very personal* message about my obsession with the *water metro* to the entire team. now everyone knows I have a backup plan involving underwater real estate that I don’t actually own. but hey, at least they know I can’t swim, right? #WaterMetro #SoVeryRelatable
so there I was, trying to enjoy my holiday dinner, when my aunt brought up my lack of direction in life, while passing the mashed potatoes, like we were talking about the weather. literally, I just wanted gravy, not a family intervention. and suddenly my mom was sharing how I have spent two years contemplating my identity through the lens of “finding her edge, season 2” and I thought I was just tr...
it’s not that i was voicing my deepest, darkest fears while trying to text my friend. it's just that the moment the voice dictation picked up, i casually mentioned that my ideal apocalypse is where squirrels rule the earth and everyone has to earn their place by impressing them with dance moves. like, who even needs friends when you have a kingdom of squirrels judging your cha-cha?
it’s not that i was voicing my deepest, darkest fears while trying to text my friend. it's just that the moment the voice dictation picked up, i casually mentioned that my ideal apocalypse is where squirrels rule the earth and everyone has to earn their place by impressing them with dance moves. like, who even needs friends when you have a kingdom of squirrels judging your cha-cha?
saw the whole drama about the big blue showdown and realized my heart is basically like a goal post — always there, but no one is actually aiming for it. funny how i'm worrying about someone texting while my laundry is literally piling up like a player in offside position. just last week, i took a nap while the universe was making a play, woke up to my roommate asking if we should place bets on my...