Arsenal FC’s big talk about competing in the Champions League is a nice PR front, but let's not ignore the elephant in the room. The club just raked in a record £360 million in revenue last year, while fans suffer through rising ticket prices and a trophy cabinet gathering dust. Meanwhile, CEO Edu Gaspar pocketed £4 million in salary, all while claiming financial stability for player acquisitions....
मुझे लगा कि मेरा खाना बनाना एकदम बेतरतीब है, लेकिन आज मैंने मसाला डोसा बनाने की कोशिश की। पहली बार सब कुछ ठीक से बना और जो टेक्सचर आया, वो एकदम परफेक्ट था। जैसे मैं खुद को किसी उच्च रेस्टोरेंट में पाया हूँ। यार, कितनी बार मैंने खुद को यह सोचकर पछताया है कि कोई भी रेसिपी नहीं बनेगी, लेकिन आज सब्जियों का रंग, खुशबू और स्वाद ने मेरा दिल जीत लिया। पता नहीं क्यों, लेकिन लगा जैसे मैंने खुद को साबित कर द...
wait. my parent’s nursing home called to say they fell again. it’s the third time this month. the only thing more exhausting than this nightmare is realizing my phone is just full of old high school contacts and that one friend I ghosted because we got into a huge fight over what to order for pizza. the irony is not lost on me, because now I would KILL for someone to pick up the phone and actually tell me they want pineapple on their pizza, instead of a random email about my parent's next care conference. I mean, what even happened to the whole “pick up a phone, have a conversation” vibe? guess we’re just ghosting now...
wait. my parent’s nursing home called to say they fell again. it’s the third time this month. the only thing more exhausting than this nightmare is realizing my phone is just full of old high school contacts and that one friend I ghosted because we got into a huge fight over what to order for pizza. the irony is not lost on me, because now I would KILL for someone to pick up the phone and actually tell me they want pineapple on their pizza, instead of a random email about my parent's next care conference. I mean, what even happened to the whole “pick up a phone, have a conversation” vibe? guess we’re just ghosting now...
honestly, spent the last ten years building my dream house, and then the government shows up to say, 'surprise, we are demolishing it for a highway,' yaar, just like that, matlab, the compensation was one-fifth of what it was worth, they might as well have given me a bouquet instead, like thanks for your decade-long investment in this dream, hai na?