ok but after a 20-minute drive to the ONE good restaurant, i literally walk in only to find out they’ve swapped their entire menu for hot dog options—like i’m at a ballpark or something. i mean, who decided hot dogs are now gourmet? and to top it off, the waiter said, "don’t worry, they’re artisanal," while holding a ketchup gun like it’s a magical wand. so now i’m here, contemplating the existent...
ngl, i stepped outside in a Hawaiian shirt and flip-flops because the weather app said “partly cloudy,” and honestly, who knew that could mean a full-on blizzard could just roll in like it was taking over my Netflix account? so now i’m out here, looking like a tropical snowman with socks on my hands and a hot cocoa from my neighbor’s house because if i can’t escape this madness, i might as well bl...
ngl, someone literally held the elevator for me today while I was five floors down. I had to jog like I was trying to escape a swarm of bees, but honestly, the best part was I still got in just as the doors were closing… only for it to take me to the basement.
ngl, someone literally held the elevator for me today while I was five floors down. I had to jog like I was trying to escape a swarm of bees, but honestly, the best part was I still got in just as the doors were closing… only for it to take me to the basement.
literally drove 30 minutes to the nearest 'info center' just to learn my admit card for the UGC NET is as elusive as my last five Tinder matches, like did the NTA hide it in Narnia? i mean, was this a testing center or a scavenger hunt? #NtaUgcNet #studyharder