so i was in line at this new café trying to act cool but i realized i had this enormous piece of spinach stuck in my teeth for like half an hour, then i awkwardly tried to floss with a paper straw and the barista looked horrified, like what is even happening to me at this point
yaar, matlab samjho na, जब मेरी सहेलियाँ नई जॉब्स और नए कपड़े दिखाती हैं, मैं अपने पुराने सोफे पर बैठी उन पर विचार कर रही थी कि मेरे कमरे में दीवार पर फटी पेंटिंग है और तीन दिन से बर्तन भी नहीं धोए, कोई समझता नहीं.
so i spent 30 minutes searching for a pen to sign for a package that was just some random knockoff toaster, like why do i even need to sign my life away for a thing that looks like it’s going to set my bread on fire. all my siblings sent their love from afar while i’m over here trying to figure out if a four-slice toaster counts as “full coverage” for emotional support.
so i spent 30 minutes searching for a pen to sign for a package that was just some random knockoff toaster, like why do i even need to sign my life away for a thing that looks like it’s going to set my bread on fire. all my siblings sent their love from afar while i’m over here trying to figure out if a four-slice toaster counts as “full coverage” for emotional support.
just finished this intense show and now i am just sitting here staring at the wall feeling weirdly empty, like what am i even supposed to do with myself? also, i remembered my neighbor has those amazing lights outside for the holidays and like, mine are still in the attic from last year or whenever and now i feel broke about it all for no real reason.