home alone again, just scrolling through my contacts, like where are the friends, you know, the ones who used to laugh with you about everything, yaar, matlab samjho na, कोई समझता नहीं, sometimes feel like a ghost in my own life.
yaar, matlab samjho na, २० रुपये बचाने ke liye supermarket ki line mein khada hua aur jab payment kiya toh pata chala ki credit card limit zero hai, ghar wale samajhte नहीं aur mujhe तोबस उतनी का बड़ा चाय खरीदने ke liye भी पैसे nahi मिल रहे.
was at this party and someone asked me what my major was and i just started rambling about how i hate college like i was giving a TED talk or something and then realized they were just trying to make small talk so i just awkwardly laughed and sipped my drink while they looked like they wanted to leave. like cool now i’m the weirdo at the party, great.
was at this party and someone asked me what my major was and i just started rambling about how i hate college like i was giving a TED talk or something and then realized they were just trying to make small talk so i just awkwardly laughed and sipped my drink while they looked like they wanted to leave. like cool now i’m the weirdo at the party, great.
so i took my disabled child to a community center to find activities and they had a poster for “intro to interpretive dance” but also “gentle yoga for pets” which i didn’t know was a thing but honestly the thought of my dog doing downward dog made me lose it laughing because here i am with real, genuine worries and the universe responds with yoga for dogs, like what is going ON. if only they offer...