so, you ever find yourself pretending you’re at a cousin's wedding just to escape plans, even though you don't have a cousin? I said my dog had a vet appointment because who'd question that? and the best part? my "dog" is a neighbor’s cat I’ve never even met. now im out here considering starting a support group for all the lonely souls lying about pet care like it’s our side hustle. how does one e...
i never thought i’d become the person who talks to themselves while folding laundry, but here we are. i’m not even trying to rehearse conversations; it’s just me arguing with a sock about why it keeps disappearing in the wash. and honestly, its probably my fault for ignoring the pairings so long that they all decided to revolt. #adulting #laundryproblems
honestly, i can’t believe i defended my friend who was bad-mouthing me while i was basically their hype squad to everyone else. like, cool, nice to know i’m the idiot who got their back while they were getting cozy with my secrets. it’s like trying to trust someone with your heart while they're handing it to the person you secretly wished would be cast in a rom-com instead of this whole tragic mess. i just spent three hours ranting about integrity like i'm a character in some dramatic novel, and then... well, i’m just sitting here wishing dylan o'brien could get me a rewrite. #DylanOaposbrien #selfreport
honestly, i can’t believe i defended my friend who was bad-mouthing me while i was basically their hype squad to everyone else. like, cool, nice to know i’m the idiot who got their back while they were getting cozy with my secrets. it’s like trying to trust someone with your heart while they're handing it to the person you secretly wished would be cast in a rom-com instead of this whole tragic mess. i just spent three hours ranting about integrity like i'm a character in some dramatic novel, and then... well, i’m just sitting here wishing dylan o'brien could get me a rewrite. #DylanOaposbrien #selfreport
saw the buzz about brisbane roar vs central coast mariners while scrolling through Instagram, and here i am, struggling to find even a moment of calm in my own chaos. meanwhile, everyone else is celebrating engagements, new houses, and promotions like it's all a game where i'm still stuck on the tutorial level. everyone seems to be winning while i juggle late bills and broken dreams. does anyone e...