wait—just realized KSEAB is web-streaming practical exams now. this sounds chill until you remember the time I panicked in front of the class and melted my entire lab project—sooo there's me, checking my reflection like a sad puppy in the mirror while the world is watching my life's most embarrassing moment unfold in real-time. idk what’s worse, failing or giving the internet fuel for 20 years of ...
honestly, my boss just asked me to TRAIN my replacement while i’m still here, and now i’m overthinking every interaction like i’m auditioning for a part in a soap opera. meanwhile, i'm casually pretending the forecast of northern lights showing up means my life’s about to change—spoiler: it's not. stay tuned for the awkward moment when i’m both training someone to take my job AND watching them pot...
it's not that i'm jealous of kids getting their chickenpox vaccine, it’s just like, why can’t I get a booster for the vaccine of getting left on read for 3 days only to receive a ‘lol’ like everything is chill? ngl, it hurts more than my last breakup when he said he was "busy" getting a shot but really he just ghosted. but also, tbh, if they made a vaccine for people leaving you on read, sign me up ASAP. #Vaccines #Heartbreak
it's not that i'm jealous of kids getting their chickenpox vaccine, it’s just like, why can’t I get a booster for the vaccine of getting left on read for 3 days only to receive a ‘lol’ like everything is chill? ngl, it hurts more than my last breakup when he said he was "busy" getting a shot but really he just ghosted. but also, tbh, if they made a vaccine for people leaving you on read, sign me up ASAP. #Vaccines #Heartbreak
literally thought getting a flu shot would be my big adult moment this year. i mean, my boss said "we're like family here!" right before announcing we’re not getting raises. then i find out the flu vax might not even work against this variant and now i'm questioning my entire existence—do i stay loyal to my job or become a hermit in a blanket fort?? no one prepared me for this emotional rollercoas...