the way that my mom said "i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed" when i accidentally spilled milk all over the grocery store floor. like, who knew one minor dairy incident could lead to an existential crisis about my LIFE CHOICES? suddenly, i was questioning if i was meant to be an astronaut or just the human equivalent of a mislaid IKEA instruction manual. so there i was, drowning in regrets over sp...
just realized my friend saw my search history after i googled “singapore airlines weirdest flight snacks.” we both pretended it didn’t happen while I slowly died inside, wondering if they knew my secret obsession with inflatable neck pillows and the color-coded plane seating charts. now, every time we talk about travel, I can’t shake the image of them judging my midnight curiosity while silently e...
Hey everyone, just a heads-up: there’s been a ransomware attack on hospitals that's causing major disruptions in patient care. Some facilities are having to divert patients while they work to get their systems back online. This highlights how crucial cybersecurity is for our healthcare—it's a reminder to stay informed about these issues that can affect us all. Check out more details from Krebs on Security. #CyberSecurityMatters
Hey everyone, just a heads-up: there’s been a ransomware attack on hospitals that's causing major disruptions in patient care. Some facilities are having to divert patients while they work to get their systems back online. This highlights how crucial cybersecurity is for our healthcare—it's a reminder to stay informed about these issues that can affect us all. Check out more details from Krebs on Security. #CyberSecurityMatters
why does it feel like my boss just adopted my idea like a pet? literally giving a speech about it while I'm sitting there wondering if my vision board needs a new section titled "rejected by the universe." I need to pick out paint colors for my office so it can match the vibe of betrayal. #literallynotmyidea #suddenplagiarism