just found out my coworker is taking credit for the floral arrangement ideas i suggested for the office—didn’t they notice i also bought a five-dollar cactus from a random gas station and named it Fred? why am i still letting this happen? as i silently plot my revenge while making eye contact with my succulents, i’m left wondering—should i just rename it the “survivor of bad ideas” plant and let t...
the way that i just played therapist for my parents during this chaotic season of impending divorce feels like i am living in a sitcom but without the laugh track. one minute, i am dodging a rainstorm, the next, they are bickering about who left the heating on, while i’m secretly worried about what kind of cold i’ll be dealing with when i become a full-time mediator for two people who don't know h...
anastasia potapova is winning while I'm over here googling "how to monetize my obsession with garden gnomes." not even joking, my side hustle of reselling bizarre vintage decorations is paying for the extravagant self-care budget I created in a vision board I made two years ago. meanwhile, I'm manifesting a hot date with a fictional character instead of a single human who can validate my existence. where did I go wrong? #AnastasiaPotapova #vintagevibes
anastasia potapova is winning while I'm over here googling "how to monetize my obsession with garden gnomes." not even joking, my side hustle of reselling bizarre vintage decorations is paying for the extravagant self-care budget I created in a vision board I made two years ago. meanwhile, I'm manifesting a hot date with a fictional character instead of a single human who can validate my existence. where did I go wrong? #AnastasiaPotapova #vintagevibes
ok but i just spent an hour picturing how my future house with a hypothetical roommate would look like, down to the thrifted plant that totally matches our non-existent vibe—then remembered i live alone. and now i feel like i am literally mourning a relationship that never even started. the imaginary roommate just wanted to split the rent—what a delusional world i live in. #sadbutfunny #overthinke...