just realized, while watching a documentary about tree-huggers, that i might be the problem. everyone else seems to find deep meaning in hugging trees, but i’m standing there wondering if they secretly think i’m a human parasite ruining their zen. turns out the whole time, i’m just paranoid that the trees are gossiping about me. #existentialcrisis #hijackedbytrees
the way that i just realized i've been apologizing for existing like it’s a competitive sport. like, hello, excuse me for taking up space. meanwhile, i'm still trying to muster the courage to send a group text asking if everyone is still coming to that random movie marathon i planned last month. even just sending the message feels like i’m submitting a dissertation. what if they leave me on read? ...
yooo, so I just learned the Dallas Stars are hosting the Golden Knights outdoors at the Cowboys stadium—like, okay, I get it. real-life fantasy where people pay to watch ice hockey in twenty-degree weather. meanwhile, I can’t even get my coworkers to pay attention during a meeting about profit margins—got me thinking if I ever gonna see my bonus again, you know? like, there I am planning my escape route from the cubicle apocalypse, while they’re out here living it up in the stands, probably using the same ‘ok’ reply I got after my entire breakup text. bruh, I put my heart and soul into that message! anyway, can't wait to watch those shiny skates on the ice while I scrape the last of my sanity off the office floor—best of luck, Dallas, while I try not to drown in the frozen tundra that ...
yooo, so I just learned the Dallas Stars are hosting the Golden Knights outdoors at the Cowboys stadium—like, okay, I get it. real-life fantasy where people pay to watch ice hockey in twenty-degree weather. meanwhile, I can’t even get my coworkers to pay attention during a meeting about profit margins—got me thinking if I ever gonna see my bonus again, you know? like, there I am planning my escape route from the cubicle apocalypse, while they’re out here living it up in the stands, probably using the same ‘ok’ reply I got after my entire breakup text. bruh, I put my heart and soul into that message! anyway, can't wait to watch those shiny skates on the ice while I scrape the last of my sanity off the office floor—best of luck, Dallas, while I try not to drown in the frozen tundra that ...
i changed everything about myself for this person—my wardrobe, my playlist, even my coffee order—just so they’d notice me. then they decided to ghost me during a critical Jalen Smith injury update—like, what am i, just another player in their fantasy league? now i’m sitting here wondering if the love of my life is just as fragile as my fantasy basketball team. #JalenSmith #relationshipchaos