no because i just accidentally hearted my own comment about how i hate mismatched socks and now i'm spiraling. it's like finding out my entire life is a joke and no one told me—now my imaginary sock villain will haunt my thoughts like a horror movie. i thought my dark days were behind me until i saw noah wyle thriving with his family. meanwhile, i can’t even balance socks, let alone a social life....
it’s 2am and i just found out my friend group has a secret chat called “the Bhogi planning squad.” i literally scrolled through my messages, refreshing my heart like a sad little fish out of water. meanwhile, i am home alone, picking at leftovers like a raccoon and contemplating whether the three-minute silence was just everyone forgetting about me or a conspiracy. now i’m on a quest to find out i...
not gonna lie, I spent an entire bus ride creating an elaborate backstory for a woman who smelled like garlic and wore a hat with cat ears. she is definitely a retired magician who was once famous for a disappearing act that went horribly wrong. now she gives life advice to stray cats. this decision to daydream instead of paying attention to my surroundings haunts me. #lifechoices #unhingedthoughts
not gonna lie, I spent an entire bus ride creating an elaborate backstory for a woman who smelled like garlic and wore a hat with cat ears. she is definitely a retired magician who was once famous for a disappearing act that went horribly wrong. now she gives life advice to stray cats. this decision to daydream instead of paying attention to my surroundings haunts me. #lifechoices #unhingedthoughts
the way that my family group chat is like an ongoing season of a reality show, where every episode has too much drama and no resolution—one minute we are planning grandma's birthday party and the next minute it turns into a debate about whether cake or pie is the ultimate dessert—like, who knew people were this passionate about baked goods? it's honestly more stressful than negotiating deadlines a...