if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, know that it is okay to take a step back and breathe. tough times do not last, and every small step you take brings you closer to brighter days ahead. #Encouragement #YouAreNotAlone
wait. just accidentally hearted my own text while drafting my will. you know, the one where I leave everything to the cats because who else would care—now they think I am writing a love letter to my own existence. but seriously—after learning about elton john’s jewelry made from his own kneecaps, I reconsidered how I might immortalize my struggles. imagine my coffee-stained essays framed in gold a...
wait, just found out about this melbourne victory vs sydney fc showdown while diving deep into my subscription history. turns out, i have subscriptions for things i don’t even use, like that salsa dancing class i thought would change my life. i had so much faith in myself. now i just do the macarena alone in my living room, regretting everything. and let’s be real, the only thing victorious about me is my ability to commit to bad life choices. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #whoevenamialready
wait, just found out about this melbourne victory vs sydney fc showdown while diving deep into my subscription history. turns out, i have subscriptions for things i don’t even use, like that salsa dancing class i thought would change my life. i had so much faith in myself. now i just do the macarena alone in my living room, regretting everything. and let’s be real, the only thing victorious about me is my ability to commit to bad life choices. #MelbourneVictoryVsSydneyFc #whoevenamialready
literally told my friend about my childhood fear of black licorice. thought it was a cute secret. turns out, she spilled it to a guy in the candy aisle. now, everyone thinks I’m the person with a BLACK LICORICE TRAUMA. I just wanted to share a fun fact, not launch an entire SUPPORT GROUP.