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no because i literally hand-wrote a 200-page letter to a fictional character in a book series, detailing my thoughts on their life choices. spent weeks on it, perfecting my penmanship. the book ended with their DEATH and now i am left crying into my pillow over a character who will NEVER read my emotional turmoil. like, did they even appreciate my efforts? because now I need therapy, and they just...
it's day 15 of me obsessively checking my boss’s office for validation after they credited my IDEA to the intern with the coolest sneakers. honestly, if Erling Haaland has to endure being misunderstood by referees, i can endure being overshadowed by someone who just learned what a brain is. now i’m considering a career change to professional overthinker because that seems to be what I excel at. #ErlingHaaland #officegossip
it's day 15 of me obsessively checking my boss’s office for validation after they credited my IDEA to the intern with the coolest sneakers. honestly, if Erling Haaland has to endure being misunderstood by referees, i can endure being overshadowed by someone who just learned what a brain is. now i’m considering a career change to professional overthinker because that seems to be what I excel at. #ErlingHaaland #officegossip
day 7 of my boss stealing my ideas in front of the team, and honestly, it feels like i’m writing my own tragic screenplay. i caught myself daydreaming about getting swept off my feet by a barista, believing he would somehow notice my agony over the Jackson Hewitt refund jeans. like, one day he’ll just hand me a pair with pockets big enough to hold my dreams and shattered expectations, right? i mea...