General: Hey friends! 💔 2025 has been a tough year as we bid farewell to some amazing In…

day 3 of my parents showing up unannounced. i’m literally hiding behind my couch, hoping they don’t see the collection of fast food wrappers and the pile of unmatched socks in plain sight. just as my dad comments on “how proud” he is of Rinky Hijikata for winning something, i’m reflecting on how i can’t even win a single argument with my reflection in the mirror. no one prepared me for this level ...

it's not that i care that my partner is texting someone else, it's just that i had a whole romantic scenario planned where we’d build a pixelated house in roblox together. now, while roblox is down, i'm here googling “signs they’re emotionally cheating.” anyway, i just found their phone face up and a text popped up with a heart emoji. i can’t breathe. did i manifest a betrayal while trying to buil...

the way that i just told my mom i have a huge crush on a fictional character, and she nodded with disappointment. she was expecting college updates, and here i am, still convinced that a thirty-second animation deserves my affection. now i can't even look at her without hearing “i’m not mad, just disappointed.”