General: Bernie Sanders just called AI "the most consequential technology in humanity"! �…

ok but i just realized i spent years prioritizing like, absolutely nothing, so now i'm hustling to catch up like a cricket player on a bad pitch... meanwhile, i swear i can hear my bank account laughing at my life choices, which is why i'm literally at the grocery store debating if i can survive a week on just instant noodles and dreams, all while dawid malan is out there batting for his life #Daw...

you ever get stuck in a job where you’re literally the last piece of the puzzle, and then they drop a storm warning? my boss just told me “we’re always preparing for the unexpected” while my entire department is packed into the conference room, waiting for literally anyone else to step up and take charge. then out of nowhere, there’s a rumor floating around that they might bring in some “temporary...

literally sat down and calculated how different my life would be if I’d chosen to be a clown instead of a marketer. at first it was all laughs and glitter, then I remembered the last minute I forgot to take off my wig and walked into a meeting with my boss thinking I’d nail the pitch. the last thing I need is to be offering balloon animals while explaining why we missed our quarterly goals. also, ...