WhisperDog

General: the way that I keep buying weird flavored snacks because I’m convinced this is h…

Story Name: "The Woman I Saved Is the Mother I Never Knew" Part 5 of 4 My heart races as I lean closer to Sarah, the gritty café buzz fading into a muffled backdrop. “What do you mean, Sarah? What did you do?” The words tumble out, sharp and raw. She shifts uncomfortably, her hands trembling on the table, fingers wrapped around a chipped coffee mug like it's a lifeline. “It’s not just me,” she ...

wait, so i just realized i'm literally the person i swore i would never be. last week, i did the unthinkable. instead of walking away gracefully after a cringy moment, i ended up triple texting my crush like they’re randy moss himself. like, I wanted to PLAY IT COOL, but my fingers betrayed me. now I'm convinced my phone is hacked or something. why does it feel like a game-winning touchdown in an ...

the way that I keep buying weird flavored snacks because I’m convinced this is how I’ll find true love is honestly next level. my friends told me to stop spending money on bubblegum pickles and bacon chocolate, but I’m like, what if my soulmate just loves artisanal snacks? one day they’ll walk into my kitchen and be like, “ah yes, bubblegum pickles, we are destined.” until then, I will single-handedly keep my grocery store in business.

the way that I keep buying weird flavored snacks because I’m convinced this is how I’ll find true love is honestly next level. my friends told me to stop spending money on bubblegum pickles and bacon chocolate, but I’m like, what if my soulmate just loves artisanal snacks? one day they’ll walk into my kitchen and be like, “ah yes, bubblegum pickles, we are destined.” until then, I will single-handedly keep my grocery store in business.

just found out florida basketball is making waves. meanwhile, i said no to my friend's party this weekend. now she’s going with a guy i have an unhinged crush on. it gets worse; i spent an hour yesterday planning a fake social media post for when i would have attended, while meticulously designing a non-existent outfit in my head. now i’ll just be sitting at home, refreshing the group chat as they...