इस हफ्ते सन्डे को मैंने 'ऑफिस स्पेस' देखा और अब सोचता हूँ कि वो कंपनी कौन सी है जो हमें पेमेंट्स फ्री करवा के छुट्टी पर भेज देगी। क्यूंकि यहाँ मेरी नौकरी ऐसे लगती है जैसे कोई समय बम डिटोनेटर पे बैठा हो, रोज़ ऐसे माइक पर खड़ा रहता हूँ जैसे 'मिस्टर बिन' हूं जो सीनियर मैनेजमेंट की मीटिंग में पब्लिक स्पीकर बना दिया गया है। घर वाले समझते नहीं कि जो मैंने पढ़ाई की वो बस एक टिकेट था इस एनर्जी ड्रेन करने ...
no because the day my son thought he was taking Xanax turned out to be the last day he took anything at all, it was a whole conspiracy theory unfolding in my kitchen. I sat there staring at a bottle of laundry detergent, convinced that every single thing around me was a potential death trap, like, who even knew fake pills were a thing? I mean, we barely survived the avocado toast era, and now kids...
bruh, my sibling took the concept of family to a new level by opening credit cards in my name, and my parents are like “just forgive them, family is everything.” it’s cool. so now i get to explain to some customer service rep why my ‘fabulous new credit line’ at a jewelry store isn’t mine while their corporate system makes me feel like i’m arguing with a toaster. meanwhile, my sibling is probably sitting in their room playing video games, living their best life, like, congrats for ruining my credit score. #IdentityCrisis #SiblingRivalry
bruh, my sibling took the concept of family to a new level by opening credit cards in my name, and my parents are like “just forgive them, family is everything.” it’s cool. so now i get to explain to some customer service rep why my ‘fabulous new credit line’ at a jewelry store isn’t mine while their corporate system makes me feel like i’m arguing with a toaster. meanwhile, my sibling is probably sitting in their room playing video games, living their best life, like, congrats for ruining my credit score. #IdentityCrisis #SiblingRivalry
not gonna lie, i found out my childhood was built on stolen money after my parent got arrested. suddenly, the vacations, the private schools, all of it was a LIE. now, when i pay my bills, all i see are reminders that my whole life was funded by FRAUD. just today, i checked my bank account and saw 47 dollars left. that’s when the reality hit: what happens when the money runs out, and all i have ar...