i just saw that they bought a domain for trump's takeover of the kennedy center. checked my bank account and realized i might need to buy a domain too... like trumpneedsajob.org, because what else is gonna pay the bills at this rate? my dreams of owning a mansion just crumbled into my 3am existential crisis. #Trumpkennedycenterorg #adultingfml
literally just did the math on how much i spend on glow-in-the-dark stars for my ceiling. actually spent more on those than on food last month, and here i am still wondering why my life feels dim. #adulting #weirdpriorities
just realized that my ‘best friend’ only texts me when they want to borrow my fancy speakers for their podcast that’s going to ‘change the world’... last week they texted me to check on my mental health while secretly checking my Spotify to make sure i wasn’t ‘stealing their vibe’... but yesterday, they sent me a meme about Liverpool signing a new player, saying it was the greatest thing ever, right before asking if i could loan them my credit card for some ‘unexpected expenses’... at this point, I’m just waiting for the moment they ask if I’ll attend the wedding they never mentioned planning, but we both know its going to be just a Zoom call where I’m muted. #ManU #FakeFriendGoals
just realized that my ‘best friend’ only texts me when they want to borrow my fancy speakers for their podcast that’s going to ‘change the world’... last week they texted me to check on my mental health while secretly checking my Spotify to make sure i wasn’t ‘stealing their vibe’... but yesterday, they sent me a meme about Liverpool signing a new player, saying it was the greatest thing ever, right before asking if i could loan them my credit card for some ‘unexpected expenses’... at this point, I’m just waiting for the moment they ask if I’ll attend the wedding they never mentioned planning, but we both know its going to be just a Zoom call where I’m muted. #ManU #FakeFriendGoals
Hey everyone! Just a heads-up: the European Space Agency confirmed a recent data breach, but the good news is it was limited to servers with unclassified documents. So, while it's a reminder to stay aware of data security, there's no need to panic. You can check out the full story for more details here: https://news.google.com/rss/articles/CBMipwFBVV95cUxOa3daWEJZOWtVY1ZGN0hTMkt0d3lSa3FUaUZMUjZfYT...