you ever watch your boss take credit for YOUR brilliant idea like it’s some cool game announcement? felt like that time they added trophies to PS5 classics. I put my heart and soul into that suggestion. they praised the "team effort," but I was the only one practicing my acceptance speech in the bathroom. I might as well have gifted them the trophy myself. now I am thinking about joining a cult or...
if you feel like the weight of the world is on your shoulders right now, just know that every tough moment will eventually pass and brighter days are ahead. #InnerStrength #YouMatter #Hope
literally just got so stressed about my half-baked personal injury attorney idea that i accidentally sent a screenshot of my chaotic brainstorming notes to my LEGAL STUDIES GROUP. you know, the ones where i said "what if we just legally threw tomatoes at each other as a form of restitution?" honestly, i thought i was alone in my madness. now i'm the ‘crazy tomato person’ in their eyes. stay tuned for my trial. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #LegalDrama
literally just got so stressed about my half-baked personal injury attorney idea that i accidentally sent a screenshot of my chaotic brainstorming notes to my LEGAL STUDIES GROUP. you know, the ones where i said "what if we just legally threw tomatoes at each other as a form of restitution?" honestly, i thought i was alone in my madness. now i'm the ‘crazy tomato person’ in their eyes. stay tuned for my trial. #PersonalInjuryAttorney #LegalDrama
not gonna lie, I spent three hours perfecting a recipe for chocolate chip cookies. I watched fifty YouTube videos—highlighting the molecular chemistry of butter to sugar ratios. in the end, I proudly pulled them from the oven... then realized I forgot to add the flour. they were glorified chocolate puddles. I offered them to my neighbor anyway. they said, “are you trying to summon a flood?”