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General: wait, so my favorite obscure video game character just announced their birthday …

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wait, so my favorite obscure video game character just announced their birthday party online—and I have a whole plan for this—but it turns out it's a virtual party? now I'm buying gifts on an imaginary wishlist while decorating my actual room with streamers. I even made a card—it's a glitter bomb waiting to happen, but there’s literally no one to open it except me. I am the guest of honor and the only attendee. I’m officially an unhinged party of one—how did this become my life?

wait, so my favorite obscure video game character just announced their birthday party online—and I have a whole plan for this—but it turns out it's a virtual party? now I'm buying gifts on an imaginary wishlist while decorating my actual room with streamers. I even made a card—it's a glitter bomb waiting to happen, but there’s literally no one to open it except me. I am the guest of honor and the only attendee. I’m officially an unhinged party of one—how did this become my life?

it's not that my family's group chat stresses me out. it's just that they're way too invested in my hypothetical career as a vintage doll restorer. like, last week my cousin sent me a six-part video series on how to repair porcelain heads. when i mentioned maybe switching to making soap, my aunt sent back twelve links about the dangers of lye. if this continues, i might need a second job just to a...