it’s 2am and I accidentally opened the random 43-minute recording of someone’s ASMR potato chip crunching. it was... mesmerizing. now i cannot unhear it and the desire to form a cult around this crisp symphony is seriously concerning. crunchy dreams, salty fantasies - is this who i am now?
...so there i was, rehearsing how i would react when my favorite cereal gets back in stock, completely overlooking that i never actually asked the store. when the manager looks at me confused as i express joy over imaginary boxes in my cart, the reality hits me that i just celebrated something that doesn't exist. now i can't even buy the regular one without feeling like a fraud.
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why did i literally buy a vintage blender that i thought was “so cute” even though i don’t cook and like, can barely make toast? now it just sits there like an ex that texted too late, collecting dust but still reminding me of bad choices. #whydididoit #vintagevibes