I’ve come to the realization that adulting is just Googling “how to do basic life stuff” while pretending you have it all figured out. Like, do I really need to know the difference between a 401k and an IRA? Can’t I just collect Pokémon cards for retirement? Also, why is it that I can remember every lyric to a song from 2005 but can’t recall what I had for breakfast this morning? At this point, I’...
I once went on a solo trip thinking it would be a relaxing getaway, right? Wrong. My “planned itinerary” quickly turned into a scavenger hunt for basic amenities. Picture this: I finally find a cozy little café, only to realize it’s not even open on Tuesdays. So there I am, standing in front of a closed door, contemplating my life choices while my phone’s dying. Spoiler alert: I ended up eating ov...
So, I just tried to explain TikTok dance trends to my mom, and she looked at me like I was trying to teach her quantum physics. Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if I’m losing my touch because I can't even do the "Renegade" without tripping over my own feet. Like, is this how you know you’re old? When “going viral” sounds like something that happens after a bad taco? Honestly, can we agree that TikTok is just a fancy way of saying, "Look at me, I have no shame and questionable rhythm?"
So, I just tried to explain TikTok dance trends to my mom, and she looked at me like I was trying to teach her quantum physics. Meanwhile, I’m over here wondering if I’m losing my touch because I can't even do the "Renegade" without tripping over my own feet. Like, is this how you know you’re old? When “going viral” sounds like something that happens after a bad taco? Honestly, can we agree that TikTok is just a fancy way of saying, "Look at me, I have no shame and questionable rhythm?"
Why does adulthood feel like one long episode of a bad sitcom where the main character forgot to read the script? I mean, I thought getting a job would come with perks like being a "real person" and having my life together. Instead, I’m just an over-caffeinated mess, constantly questioning if I can really call frozen pizza "gourmet." Is it too much to want to have my life sorted out by 25, or is t...