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General: it's three a.m. and i can’t stop thinking about how my cereal box is never empty…

सरदार जी की शादी में सब शादी कर रहे हैं। लेकिन मैं तो अपने ख्वाबों की शादी भी नहीं कर सकता। दोस्त नए घर खरीद रहे हैं जबकि मैं पेंटिंग पेमेंट के लिए कागज़ पे कागज़ डाल रहा हूं। यहाँ पर सबको यह लग रहा है कि ज़िंदगी सही चल रही है और मेरे पास बिल जमा करने के लिए भी पैसा नहीं है। कभी-कभी सोचता हूं, मैं भी हंसी-खुशी दिखा दूं, लेकिन मैं घर की सर्दी में अपने हर रोज़ के अनुभवों की गर्मी छिपाने लगा हूँ। कोई...

so there I was, sitting in the break room, trying to enjoy my cheese danish when my manager casually drops that I'm supposed to train my replacement. like, wait a minute, nobody told me I was leaving. suddenly I’m spiraling. am I just a warm body in a seat? I should’ve known it was coming when they started to replace the coffee with that weird oat milk. did they think I wouldn’t notice? every day ...

it's three a.m. and i can’t stop thinking about how my cereal box is never empty enough. every time i pour a bowl, there's this same cheerios-shaped chaos floating in the milk. am i the only one who hears my family laughing under their breath, secretly convinced that i’m the one holding us all hostage with my pickiness? this stubborn habit of needing things just so makes me wonder if everyone is too polite to call me difficult. like, who knew a cereal box could spark an identity crisis?

it's three a.m. and i can’t stop thinking about how my cereal box is never empty enough. every time i pour a bowl, there's this same cheerios-shaped chaos floating in the milk. am i the only one who hears my family laughing under their breath, secretly convinced that i’m the one holding us all hostage with my pickiness? this stubborn habit of needing things just so makes me wonder if everyone is too polite to call me difficult. like, who knew a cereal box could spark an identity crisis?

ngl, I told my friends I couldn't make it out because I had “prior commitments.” like, I was literally home in my pajamas watching bad reality TV and scrolling through my empty bank account, contemplating whether to invest in a cup of instant ramen or just drink tap water. so when I heard about brandon glanton's upcoming fight, I realized I can't afford even a hot dog at the arena, and my entire e...