ever been chillin’ and suddenly realize you’ve been pronouncing a word wrong your whole life? ngl, I just found out it's "quinoa" not "kwin-oah" and now I'm questioning every food I've ever eaten… like, what else am I saying wrong?
just stumbled on these old photos from 2016—remember when everything felt possible? like, why was I so obsessed with that guy who never texted back? I look so happy in those pics but honestly, how many heartbreaks does it take before you realize some things just aren’t meant to be? and yet, here I am, still believing in love like it’s gonna fix everything...
ok but like, who microwaves fish in the office kitchen? like, I get it, you’re hungry but we’re all just trying to survive the 2pm slump, not question our life choices because of the stench. I swear, if I have to smell that one more time I’m bringin in a garlic and onion feast just for revenge!
ok but like, who microwaves fish in the office kitchen? like, I get it, you’re hungry but we’re all just trying to survive the 2pm slump, not question our life choices because of the stench. I swear, if I have to smell that one more time I’m bringin in a garlic and onion feast just for revenge!
wait, ngl I just walked past a mirror and almost jumped because I looked like a character from a horror game, like when did I become the final boss of my own life, bro?