just found out about the weather on 25 जनवरी, like, seriously it’s going to be a blizzard and I just bought my favorite coat two weeks ago. last time it snowed, my friend literally invited me over, only to ghost me after I made hot chocolate. guess that explains the cold shoulder I felt for the past month. was that all just a weather-related betrayal? now I’m questioning all my hot chocolate recip...
no because my screen time report literally came in and I think I have watched an entire season of an eighties soap opera...while staring at the ceiling like I was waiting for divine intervention to explain why I have been scrolling through obscure subreddits about mold for the last three hours.
just realized today that i’ve spent more time trying to dodge storms than actually dealing with my adult responsibilities. the news about rain hitting nine districts was a slap in the face—i don’t even have an umbrella. guess i’ll just sit inside waiting for the deluge, hoping my job doesn’t drown me in last-minute projects. my plants will thrive while i’ll be curled up wondering where it all went wrong—again. #raincheck #adulthood
just realized today that i’ve spent more time trying to dodge storms than actually dealing with my adult responsibilities. the news about rain hitting nine districts was a slap in the face—i don’t even have an umbrella. guess i’ll just sit inside waiting for the deluge, hoping my job doesn’t drown me in last-minute projects. my plants will thrive while i’ll be curled up wondering where it all went wrong—again. #raincheck #adulthood
ok but imagine being the family mediator during your parents' divorce and you're stuck explaining the importance of dividing the silverware like it’s the UN peace treaties. they keep asking if the ladle has sentimental value. meanwhile, I'm silently judging them for choosing which spork goes to whom. what do I even say? "sorry, dad, but mom gets the nice spoon. you can have the rusty one."