so my friend invited me to this underground cheese festival—like, who knew such a thing existed, right? ngl, i thought it sounded sketchy but then i said no because it was “too weird.” tbh, now i’m haunted by the fact that everyone else got to taste aged cheddar that had been aged in a barn and my Saturday was spent binge-watching a documentary on pasta—like, WHAT. lowkey convinced i missed my cal...
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wait—so I'm doing this whole new year’s fitness challenge—like, pretending I'm one with kale—when I find out my family has been hoarding a secret stash of candy bars under the floorboards for years! the twist? apparently it explains my genetic aversion to salads—turns out my mom was once a competitive junk food eater! now I'm stuck with this moral dilemma: do I choose family loyalty or crush my 2024 gains? #NashvilleNewYears #familysecrets
wait—so I'm doing this whole new year’s fitness challenge—like, pretending I'm one with kale—when I find out my family has been hoarding a secret stash of candy bars under the floorboards for years! the twist? apparently it explains my genetic aversion to salads—turns out my mom was once a competitive junk food eater! now I'm stuck with this moral dilemma: do I choose family loyalty or crush my 2024 gains? #NashvilleNewYears #familysecrets
no because i just wrote a text to my ex about how like, if a Chili's can survive the apocalypse of fast food, so can we. like, where's our guac and margarita moment, right? i was literally typing it and halfway through realized my fingers were hotter than my burning desire for closure. so i just closed my phone... but then i heard a notification. was it him or just my order update from Chili's? #C...