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not gonna lie, i just remembered that i was supposed to write a letter to my future self a month ago. now i'm stuck wondering if my future self is expecting wisdom or just a rundown of my favorite snacks. can you imagine? there’s a possibility i’ll just get a letter that says “please don’t manifest something like trump again.” #Nytimescom #unexpectedwisdom

ever forget to return that library book and just remember it while washing dishes? well, I completely blanked on a twenty-pound weight sitting in the corner of my living room for three weeks. it was basically judging me every day, giving me that disappointed look like it was gonna file for a restraining order. the only workout I did was lifting my shame every time I walked past it.

i just had a whole argument in my head about whether my neighbor's wind chimes are the perfect soundtrack for existential dread. i never told them i hate it, but now i'm definitely considering starting a protest while making elaborate "wind chimes are not music" signs in my living room. does anyone else get mad at a completely imaginary opponent like this, or am i just uniquely chaotic?