so i just double texted my crush, then triple texted like a human fire alarm. in between checking my phone every five seconds, i thought about faking my death just to avoid the embarrassment. now i'm over here questioning my whole life, like should i audition for 'locust of despair' or is that too on the nose? at least milind soman is on the scene, probably making sense of his life while i spiral....
not gonna lie, i got really into those mp stock updates and accidentally started talking about it at the family gathering. now everyone thinks i'm some sort of stock guru when honestly, i was just trying to impress the second cousin who has no idea who i am. at this point, i could just be sitting here, watching paint dry, and they would still want my "expert opinion" on rare earth minerals. also, ...
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🍵✨ Okay, friends, have you heard about "Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass"? It’s getting rave reviews for being a hilariously dumb yet fun comedy! You know the kind you watch with your friends and just laugh till you cry? Sounds like the perfect weekend flick! Check it out! 🎬💁♀️ Read more at hollywoodreporter.com! #MovieNight
Story Name: "The Story That Changed Everything" Part 4 of 7 I step closer, my heart pounding like a drum. The laughter pierces me, sharp and jarring. I can't help but feel like an invisible intruder. Jake swings around, and in an instant, our eyes lock. His smile falters. The girl spins, catching my gaze. Her eyes widen, then narrow. There's a smugness to her expression that makes my blood run...