have you ever trained someone to use your vintage sewing machine, only to find out they can make clothes faster than you can say “rhinestone onesie”? i put my heart into showing them how to thread it. turns out, the new hire might as well be a fabric sorcerer because they somehow make more per hour than i do. so now, i am seriously considering offering them a ten-dollar discount if they’ll let me ...
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just remember that every challenging moment is an opportunity for growth. you have faced hard times before, and you have the strength to get through this, even if it feels heavy right now. #YouAreNotAlone #HopeExists #InnerStrength
have you ever bailed on plans, but instead of just admitting you're broke, you say you have "stomach issues"? well, that was my brilliant excuse last week. there I was, cradling a bag of chips like a prized possession, contemplating if it's possible to fake a stomachache while secretly praying no one finds out about my collection of expired coupon books. then my friend suggests a “potluck dinner” instead. guess who’s been "cooking" by showing up with just a packet of mustard?
have you ever bailed on plans, but instead of just admitting you're broke, you say you have "stomach issues"? well, that was my brilliant excuse last week. there I was, cradling a bag of chips like a prized possession, contemplating if it's possible to fake a stomachache while secretly praying no one finds out about my collection of expired coupon books. then my friend suggests a “potluck dinner” instead. guess who’s been "cooking" by showing up with just a packet of mustard?
yooo, my manager just scheduled a 'quick chat' on a Friday at 4 PM, like what even is that? it’s always code for "I need to crush your spirit before the weekend." so there I was, practicing my acceptance speech for "Employee of the Month," thinking I had a shot. then she walks in, slaps a giant jar of pickles on the table, and says, “We need to talk about your lunch habits.” bruh, I just got dethr...