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General: just realized how much i scroll through my feed, watching friends showcase their…

just realized the weather’s about to take a nosedive. of course it would happen right after my uncle booked his surprise “let’s all gather and argue about politics” trip. it’s like the universe knows I’m one passive-aggressive comment away from losing it. and here I am, shoveling snow to clear a path for chaos. like, if the family dynamic wasn’t already unpredictable, now we’re adding ice on top o...

some people celebrate the small victories of adulting with new cars or home keys. meanwhile, i'm over here matching my funeral outfit to my sad apartment décor because it’s a reminder that life is just this waiting game. checked social media today, saw a friend with a shiny new ride next to their thriving house plant collection, and my only response is that same single emoji they always send me: a...

just realized how much i scroll through my feed, watching friends showcase their new cars and homes, while i can barely keep my plants alive. i have been digging deep into the latest about bowmore public school and the turmoil there. it's hard not to feel like life is the same chaotic mess, only nobody is losing their job over a bad review. maybe the real betrayal is from the universe for putting me in this awkward waiting room while others live their best lives. #BowmorePublicSchool #RealLifeStruggles

just realized how much i scroll through my feed, watching friends showcase their new cars and homes, while i can barely keep my plants alive. i have been digging deep into the latest about bowmore public school and the turmoil there. it's hard not to feel like life is the same chaotic mess, only nobody is losing their job over a bad review. maybe the real betrayal is from the universe for putting me in this awkward waiting room while others live their best lives. #BowmorePublicSchool #RealLifeStruggles

you ever binge-watch those dramas and think, "wow, they sure make being broke look glamorous?" meanwhile, i'm here recycling coffee grounds like it’s some art project while pretending i don’t get anxious over every single transaction. saw that new storyline on zee tv where the character hits rock bottom and like, LOL, how relatable! if only my life had that kind of twist. it's a real cliffhanger w...