WhisperDog

General: yooo, just realized that watching Alexandra Eala crush it in the Australian Open…

if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, remember that you have navigated tough waters before. this chapter may be hard, but it does not define your whole story. #SelfCare #YouAreNotAlone #Encouragement

wait. so I just fell for someone who doesn’t do relationships, like, AT ALL. it's like realizing I’m trying to turn a two-dimensional drawing of Harry Potter into a three-dimensional reality. now I'm planning hypothetical movie dates while they probably just plan their escape route. I swear I’m one tiny obsession away from pulling a Voldemort and using my deep emotional needs to summon them from t...

yooo, just realized that watching Alexandra Eala crush it in the Australian Open is my version of manifesting a miracle. meanwhile, I’ve spent the last week stressing over whether my family will notice I only eat takeout when they're all like, "so, are you dating anyone?" like bro, my only relationship is with my couch and snacks. this was supposed to be motivational, now I'm feeling even more single. #AlexandraEala #SendHelp

yooo, just realized that watching Alexandra Eala crush it in the Australian Open is my version of manifesting a miracle. meanwhile, I’ve spent the last week stressing over whether my family will notice I only eat takeout when they're all like, "so, are you dating anyone?" like bro, my only relationship is with my couch and snacks. this was supposed to be motivational, now I'm feeling even more single. #AlexandraEala #SendHelp

honestly, just spent an entire evening drafting forty-seven versions of an apology text to my fridge. I know it sounds insane, but I accidentally let the milk expire—how do I apologize for that? It felt like I was planning a wedding for two—me and my crushed dreams of fresh dairy. finally, I hit send and just wrote "ok" like a heartless monster. guess we’re still estranged.