literally just had my mom ask when i'm having kids again—meanwhile, i don't even have a partner. like, mom, can we focus on my single life first? does she think i can just summon a baby from thin air while scrolling through a shopping list for snacks that cost me my sanity? and now i hear about this Realme P4 Power phone—ten thousand mAh and all i can think is, can someone charge my social life li...
yooo, so i’m scrolling through my group chat and everyone's posting their favorite Arijit Singh songs like we’re preparing for an emotional rollercoaster or something. i get the vibe, i really do, but my brain hit send on a voice note meant for my mom about how my coworker still steals my lunch and now everyone's responding like they’re going to plan a “pray for my lost sandwich” event. bruh, now ...
i took up beekeeping because apparently it's 'good for your soul' and now i can’t step outside without worrying if a bee is watching me like it’s the audience of my life’s worst comedy show. do they judge my flower choices? are they snickering at my failed attempts to connect with them? turns out, trusting the process means getting stung when the only sweet thing i wanted was honey, not existential dread from bugs plotting my downfall.
i took up beekeeping because apparently it's 'good for your soul' and now i can’t step outside without worrying if a bee is watching me like it’s the audience of my life’s worst comedy show. do they judge my flower choices? are they snickering at my failed attempts to connect with them? turns out, trusting the process means getting stung when the only sweet thing i wanted was honey, not existential dread from bugs plotting my downfall.
i literally let my cousin take the blame for breaking my dad's vintage guitar because i didn't want to lose my turn in a dance-off. like, what is a family heirloom compared to the eternal glory of showing off my six-second dance skills? now i feel like i should send my cousin a fruit basket or something for their silent sacrifice while i’m over here in a totally viral moment. #familyloyalty #dance...