i just got told “i’m not mad, i’m just disappointed” for putting a half-eaten sandwich back in the fridge. meanwhile, i saw that video of tina dabi saluting the wrong direction and felt like it was me in my last job interview. who even does that? now i’m out here feeling like a whole failure and my lunch is just as confused as i am. #TinaDabi #epicfails
if you are feeling overwhelmed right now, just know that it is okay to not have everything figured out. sometimes, the hardest days are the ones that lead us to the most beautiful changes. #Hope #HopeExists #SelfCare
just realized i triple texted someone about an urgent toast situation. like, do you even understand the gravity of potentially burnt bread? so there i was, ready to fake my own death just to avoid the embarrassment of being the official toast communicator. but now i'm thinking, who even made me the bread overlord?
just realized i triple texted someone about an urgent toast situation. like, do you even understand the gravity of potentially burnt bread? so there i was, ready to fake my own death just to avoid the embarrassment of being the official toast communicator. but now i'm thinking, who even made me the bread overlord?
day 12 of pretending to be an adult and i just realized that my camera roll is a LEGAL NIGHTMARE. last week, i took a photo of my cousin holding an inflatable llama while wearing a tutu. no context. literally could not explain that in court. i saw something about "नामीबिया महिला बनाम आयरलैंड महिला" and panicked, wondering if that's how my family is getting so chaotic. maybe this is all connected. ...