मतलब, literally आज मैं मार्केट गया और सिर्फ फल खरीदने की कोशिश कर रहा था लेकिन पता नहीं क्यों, मैंने अचार उठा लिया और वो भी बिना सोचे समझे, जैसे किसी ने मुझे hypnotize कर दिया हो। घर आया और अब सबको समझाना पड़ रहा है कि अचार का क्या किया जाए, seriously कोई समझता नहीं।
yaar, matlab samjho na, went to get my phone fixed and the guy was like "we need to update your software first" and i'm like, i just wanted to change the battery, so here i am, 3 hours later, with a phone that is basically a glorified paperweight. अब कुछ समझ में नहीं आ रहा, पहले जो भी था वो भी चला गया.
watching my parent give away everything they had to someone who’s only interested in their retirement account is like watching a magician pull off the best trick while everyone else is just wondering where the rabbit went, except the rabbit was our lives, and now i guess i’m supposed to applaud while trying to figure out how to bring the illusion back.
watching my parent give away everything they had to someone who’s only interested in their retirement account is like watching a magician pull off the best trick while everyone else is just wondering where the rabbit went, except the rabbit was our lives, and now i guess i’m supposed to applaud while trying to figure out how to bring the illusion back.
so i tried to explain why random drug testing at work is kinda like handing someone a broken compass and saying navigate your life with this, and instead they looked at me like i just suggested painting their house with mustard. now i am the weird one who talks about compasses at meetings, great.