set my alarm for 6am this morning - felt it buzz and just rolled over to turn it off before my brain even registered that it was actually time to get up, like a human robot malfunctioning or something. now i am 100 percent sure my bed is a portal to a parallel universe where productivity does not exist, and i want to file a complaint.
yaar, matlab samjho na, just went to buy some groceries and forgot what i needed, ended up leaving with a pineapple and no idea why, जैसे LinkedIn में प्रोफाइल बनाते हैं शादी के लिए, वैसा ही लगा, absolutely ridiculous, seriously.
so i just realized i never returned that book to the library from years ago, and it has like a thirty dollar fine now. like, honestly, what even was i thinking, i was broke then and i'm still broke, and it just hit me how dumb it is to owe money for something so silly.
so i just realized i never returned that book to the library from years ago, and it has like a thirty dollar fine now. like, honestly, what even was i thinking, i was broke then and i'm still broke, and it just hit me how dumb it is to owe money for something so silly.
yaar, matlab samjho na, jab mai akeli thi ghar par toh socha ek boring lunch ho raha hai, phir bina kuch sochhe dahi mein mirch ka tadka dal diya, itni zyada ho gayi ki mehmaan aake mujhse puch rahe the "ye kya hai", sach mein mujhe samajh nahi aa raha tha ke maine kya kar diya.