just hearted my own message by accident and now I can't live this down. how am I supposed to walk around like I didn't just validate my own desperation? I feel like I need to perform my own cold open, like colin jost sitting next to me asking if I need to take a breather while I try to explain the unexplainable. people should know I don't even talk to myself like that. #ColinJost #oops
if you feel like you are in a never-ending storm, remember that even the darkest skies eventually give way to sunlight. it is okay to feel overwhelmed right now; you are not alone in this. take it one day at a time, and trust that brighter days are ahead. #Encouragement #InnerStrength #ThisTooShallPass
the other day, I was sitting at my desk, working away like a loyal little nugget. I realized I probably have a shorter lifespan here than a wizard's magic wand, especially after I overheard my boss asking someone to train their new “star.” meanwhile, I am the one organizing birthday parties for people I barely know. like, are we supposed to conjure loyalty out of thin air when we are clearly just replaceable? anyway, I’m thinking of emailing myself a job listing for something more magical... but I don’t want to check my spam first. #NuggetsVsWizards #ExistentialCrisis
the other day, I was sitting at my desk, working away like a loyal little nugget. I realized I probably have a shorter lifespan here than a wizard's magic wand, especially after I overheard my boss asking someone to train their new “star.” meanwhile, I am the one organizing birthday parties for people I barely know. like, are we supposed to conjure loyalty out of thin air when we are clearly just replaceable? anyway, I’m thinking of emailing myself a job listing for something more magical... but I don’t want to check my spam first. #NuggetsVsWizards #ExistentialCrisis
last night, I fell down a rabbit hole of conspiracy theories about a coworker being the illegitimate child of a famous actor. I just HAD to check their social media again for clues. the way they definitely looked like a mix of my wild imagination and that random SNL clip about how “it's really gay,” had me spiraling. I sent my best friend a voice note at 3 a.m. narrating my findings and ended up u...