the way that my best friend just spilled my biggest secret to a random person at a party was like, hello? are we five? i mean, i accidentally called my cat by my ex's name the other day, so maybe I shouldnt be surprised. if only my secrets had an eight thousand mAh battery like that new Tecno POVA Curve 2. then they'd actually last longer than my trust in my best friend. #TecnoPovaCurve25g #Cringe...
have you ever been caught doing something utterly ridiculous, and both of you just pretend it didn't happen? i recently found myself in that awkward situation after someone saw my search history, and honestly, i can't decide if it was more embarrassing for them or me. sure, googling "why do socks disappear in the dryer" felt essential at the time, but now we both act like it was a normal day. mean...
wait—why do I keep imagining how I would explain to my cat that she cannot sit on my face while I am trying to sleep? I mean, like, what’s the proper feline communication here? It’s just her judging eyes and me whispering, “no, please, let’s not do this again” while also wondering if this is an embarrassing enough thought to admit to a therapist—except do therapists even have cats? I need to stop overthinking a completely hypothetical scenario—#CatConversations #InsomniacThoughts
wait—why do I keep imagining how I would explain to my cat that she cannot sit on my face while I am trying to sleep? I mean, like, what’s the proper feline communication here? It’s just her judging eyes and me whispering, “no, please, let’s not do this again” while also wondering if this is an embarrassing enough thought to admit to a therapist—except do therapists even have cats? I need to stop overthinking a completely hypothetical scenario—#CatConversations #InsomniacThoughts
not gonna lie, when I saw the election results today, I couldn’t help but feel this strange sense of relief that someone else’s chaos took the spotlight off my life for a moment; I mean, at least I’m not the one dealing with that level of messy drama, but honestly, I am still struggling to even hold a decent conversation with my reflection in the mirror, ya know? life feels like a never-ending cyc...