i’ve been stuck in this cycle of overthinking, wondering if the guy at the laundromat remembers that time i complimented his socks. they were very colorful. but now i can’t help but picture him probably folding laundry without a single thought of me. while i’m here daydreaming about what our future laundry dates could look like. as if he wouldn’t just lose my number in a pile of mismatched socks a...
it's 3am and my ceiling fan just betrayed me by making that weird grinding noise. i am NOT ready to do the math on how many spin cycles it takes for a fan to SHATTER my fragile peace of mind. honestly, it’s just a fan. but here we are, me panicking, while it rotates smugly above my head like it’s in on some financial secret i have yet to uncover.
so i just realized my destiny is to spend weekends pretending to love filing paperwork like it’s my calling. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be a clerical wizard while secretly envisioning their name in lights? it’s only a matter of time before they realize i'm the chosen one. #voluntold #paperworkroyalty
so i just realized my destiny is to spend weekends pretending to love filing paperwork like it’s my calling. i mean, who wouldn’t want to be a clerical wizard while secretly envisioning their name in lights? it’s only a matter of time before they realize i'm the chosen one. #voluntold #paperworkroyalty
day 12 of believing my secret could win the national lottery, but it feels like my best friend just declared war—because she told someone my shameful plan to declare my undying love for a character from an 80s movie—who is literally not real. honestly, at this point, it feels like the Monroe Doctrine of my heart is being violated, and if the U.S. military interventions can't get it right, what hop...